for all you christians lighting your menorah for kwanzaa

dear loyal blog readers. I am waiting for my movie to load, apparently the remote has been kidnapped, i expect to see a ransom note on the door tomorrow. I'll give them anything if they just promise not to hurt it :(

but alas, with my remote somewhere remotely outside of my vision, i am forced to sit through all the damn previews. stupid previews. I hate them. I am going to watch the dark knight. I figure, it's dark outside, and it's night. talk about a stroke of serendipity. as many of you know, I am pretty intelligent. well... apparently on facebook... the game who has the biggest brain. which is fabulous... and something everybody should damn well play. well... apparently, I'm third in the entire state of utah. and quite frankly I will be number one very shortly. So to you, all of my minions, play the game. You'll love it. it's quite addictive, mind you.

Christmas is upon us. i wish everybody the best christmas ever. If you're jewish, your hanukkah has already started, and I hope it's going along with complete glick and shalom. kwanzaa starts tomorrow. I hope it is full of Nzuri and chakula. and both you jews and kwanzaanites, be careful with those candles. Christians, go easy on the egg nog and keep your lights free of frays or exposed wiring. okay... my movie is starting. kwaheri!

ps. i have to wake up early as shit. boo cock bananas. :(

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