oh snapple. let there be light..

first ten snapple facts.

#1 A Goldfish’s attention span is three seconds.
#2 Animals that lay eggs don’t have belly buttons.
#3 Beavers can hold their breath for 45 minutes under water.
#4 Slugs have four noses.
#5 Camels have three eyelids.
#6 A honey bee can fly at 15mph.
#7 A queen bee can lay 800-1,500 eggs per day.
#8 A bee has five eyes.
#9 The average speed of a housefly is 4.5 mph.
#10 Mosquitoes are attracted to people who just ate bananas.

I used the light box for the first time today. I felt full of energy and happy actually, and now i'm sleepy. Placebo effect perhaps? Either way, I'm de"lighted" -- that pun was not even going to be intended. oh well... Should know how it goes after a couple weeks i imagine. i'm going to take ambien for the next two weeks or so i decided. about 2 o'clock. I'm going to try and end up sleeping 2am-9am everyday regardless. that's my goal. Columbus day. Can we end this sham? Who was taught in elementary that most people at the time thought the world was flat??? if you were, your teachers' were dumb. almost everyone believed the world was round. (which technically it isn't round... it's some other shape i don't remember... a something something spherical something or something... maybe i invented that. well a sentence with four somethings in it is at least good for something right?) Columbus was a douche. he didn't discover America, and I don't know why the hell that rumor continues to exist. He did make it possible for europeans to eventually come over here and rape, pillage and steal from the indians... so kudos to that. perhaps they should call it rape and pillage day. Has a nicer ring to it... and sounds like a more enjoyable holiday... at least for sex offenders and thieves... I don't know how or why i got started on this topic. forget that I did. Saturday, Angela Larson's party at 8. whit... remind me. you are the best at that <3 I need to remember to tell Andrew and Mario as well. i love the new 30 seconds to mars song. give it a listen. I go watch house, take ambien, go to sleep. in that order. wen wen