Friday, October 9, 2009

cook my pizza. but be careful, plastic melts.

Mario moved back to Salt Lake. three cheers. Vince and Katiana both have birthday parties Saturday. three jeers. I wish I could be two places at the same time. Symbicort starts to improve my lung function within 15 minutes. That's important to me. Ask your doctor if symbicort is right for you. I wish I took yaz and was hospitalized for blood clots, pulmonary embolism, stroke, or heart attack. I'd be rich...



Anyhow. I watched whip it the other day. I liked it. not fabulous. probably a 7 out of 10. I wanted to watch the new Ricky Gervais movie... but was persuaded otherwise by cucumber kim-chi. Two of my professors were on the news in the last couple days. Dr. Strayer for his research on cell phones/texting and driving (studies for which I was a lab assistant... go me). Then Mark Nielsen was on the news for creating an anatomy application for the Iphone. I pick good professors :)



Daniel Tosh and Mitch Fatel are two of my favorite comedians. Anyone who isn't too easily offended and hasn't seen them should definitely watch them. I'm watching the new Daniel Tosh special now... and it just cut to a girls gone wild commercial... seriously. what is wrong with these people? The hottest girl in America just might be from your town, your college, or the house next door. She might even be your best friend's sister!



clues you don't have self-esteem or dignity: you have plastic or collagen self-esteem, you show your breasts/vagina to complete strangers with video cameras.



Music I can't stop listening to at the moment: imogen heap "hide and seek," sounds of animals fighting "the heretic" slipknot "snuff" family force 5 "share it with me" the used "best of me" brand new " Afi "fainting spells" etc. etc.



cold weather is upon us. My wardrobe is now kick-ass. I'm excited. I need to meet people in the next six months while I'm at my cutest :p



alright now a commercial for Enzyte... they have a t-shirt I think. I want it! only if they have it in black though.



Daylight savings time is soon isn't it. Don't we get an extra hour? If so... doesn't that mean that technically October is the longest month of the year. That's kind of a cool fact I just realized :D



I think that's enough for now.



papa murphy's is fucking stupid.. seriously. just cook my fucking pizza. Why the hell would I want to cook it? I'm not an expert pizza maker, I'd rather have somebody else do it.



handshakes transfer more germs than kissing.

my greeting style must change to accommodate that.



need new black chucks.



ciao

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