Saturday, September 12, 2009

rivers of conciousness. new them with an e.

cowabunga dude. last night was a bad night. at least I assume. ass. you. me. Seinfeld is good. again... the kkk took my baby away. a lot of baseball teams are named after birds. orioles, cardinals, red sox (okay the last one was named after a red sock... but still, you get the gist). I folded all my sweaters. go me. In second grade, i won a trapper keeper for being kick ass. origami means paper fold. or something like that. flamingos are pink because they are gay. okay I made that up. speaking of made up... burger king mocha joe's are fantastic! evander (spelling?) holyfield is missing part of his ear. It's a starry night. or should i stay starie night. chanda, where art though? if it ain't baroque, don't fix it. thanks savannah for changing my tire 5 years ago. actually not my tire, but nonetheless. that's three words smushed together. I used to play video games all the time. I used to golf all the time. Time, that ever insistent riple that pervades my every action. get up kids are coming in a few days. I would love to see them. won't. what a weird contraction. again... i reiterate.. only you can prevent forest fires. and half-ass elipses. my dash is shit. missing shit, but shit. Harps make you feel better about dying. beat it, asshole. I need new eans. 9 times out of ten, the answer is 80 percent. cal ripken. famous for stability. quarks, quirks. off-handed smirks. blue. the eiffel tower 65 years old. okay... not really. Michelle. my belle, I hope you're doing swell. swell meaning miserable. love you sarah.first girl i dated was kara. she went on to be miss utah or something. christmas is coming soon. Premature is an underused word. people say i look like hugh jackman. aladdin was a good show. (spelling)? apparently i lied about the spelling bee. rest homes smell funny. scrabble should be called "game that kicks ass" as I've mentioned before. donkeys can see all four of their legs at the same time. what was her name, ashley, i don't remember. but eye say cock a doodle doo to you. i mean cock eye say... okay. i'm just mean. chile verde. one of the things i miss. what the fuck was the other place. immigration canyon. banyon. i won an essay contest. I lick ass. k and l are so close to each other. like peas ina pod. 3rd grade kicked ass. monsoons are devastating. i like words that can be verbs or nouns. jesus christ that's a pretty face. Mandy Moore is super pretty. an increase in demand leads to increased air supply record sales. sell sale sail. bride, pride, step aside. out of stride. gum, I've succumb. mute. like a remote control (the tv show of course). mr ed. you're probably dead. that being said, I am a white in shining armor. I mean night...i mean knight. cu-knight. what a weird word. things get twisted. red, blue, i think green and yellow? love cows. want a mini cow as a pet. nearlly saud bet. bet you ddn't... hugh grant. two weeks. love the fog. the image of a handicapped person having sex with a door knob makes me smile. Gigolo was one of the words in the word scramble today. egg. chicken. kentucky. i blew on grass. seed what it would do. what, that maid know cents. 50 % or statistics including the word 50 percent are right. percocet, never taking it. I used to be good at tennis. hitler had a funny mustache. moustache. you're welcome. hirajuku girls (spelling) i have no doubt your kingdom is tragic, despite the not making cents. homonys ur soup er something like that. biggest city I've ever been to is new york. I want a sombrero, and pizza. I want hawaiian pineapple. pine plus apple equals pine apple.. why don't they just call it bluespruce red delicious. i think it has a better ring to it. dian hua. talk, electricallly like a side. Robert, other one was from alpine. he slid out of my life. rhymes with blessica henson, i should have rhymed with carried you. Jimmy ate the world. you spin me right round. write emersojn. do you think bobbing for cherries or using a neti pot is like watrboarding. not the fun kind on the ocean, but the fun feeling you get while surfing. spiders have eight legs. I have two. for now. balleronas can like stand up on their toes. i wonder if it is a mastodon is a extincrt member of the proboscidae famiy.I hate to be nosey. nosy? I thnk first is better. leona lewis. I bleed like a hemophiliac. kick back, a\paperntusack. trade of all jacks. lies. to me, take me apart and glew me. glee! 233 love me. gentle massage, and kfc chicken to you all.... kiss mes to you all is mes a words don't think i like to sew. 8th grade. i should have bagged it. the wheel of death. the skill of wycllef. love mack and cheese, old cars grow on me. not literally, stay in schoo, read. help homeless people. I go back to leona lewis. fur what it' worth. she is awesome like a blossom. kanaroos kick ass. sometimes literally.i wanted to say literarily. go big pun. I'm still not a player. i do however crush a lot. minor leauge baseball. broken necks. spine, swine, jeff. nothing else left, lay in pieces of full rest.

1 comment:

The Deviny's said...

That was pretty funny when we were watching Savanah change my tire...I almost forgot about that!
Miss you good sir.