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list of accomplishments of george bush (the alcoholic one)
Set all-time record for biggest loss of value in the history of the stock market during any presidency
I shattered records for the biggest annual deficit in history.
First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history and continued that practice throughout my term in office.
Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans while posing on aircraft carriers in a flgiht suit and despite praising the troops at every opportunity.
o Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
Dissolved or abandoned more international treaties than any president in US history.
o Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history
First president in US history to order an illegal, unilateral and unprovoked attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.
o First president in US history to start a war against the will of the United Nations and the world community
o Created the largest new government bureaucracy (Department of Homeland Security) in the history of the United States.
o First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.
o First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.
o Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
o I ignored the United Nations demands and requirements pursuant to international law and warfare.
o Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and refused to abide by the Geneva Conventions regarding prisoners of war by cleverly classifying them as "enemy combatants", thereby allowing us to circumvent the Geneva Conventions.
o I was the first president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
o I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
o First US president in history to have the people of South Korea feel more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category into a sharply downward trend.
o First US president in history to have the people of South Korea feel more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category into a sharply downward trend.
o My daddy pulled strings to get me into the National Guard and make sure I didn't have to serve abroad during the Viet Nam war, and then I went AWOL and deserted the military during wartime, for which I was not punished.
o I refused to take drug tests or answer any questions about drug use.
o I publicly claim to have been sober since my 40th birthday but I still take a drink now and then.
o All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been sequestered in my fathers library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
o All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed and unavailable for public view.
o All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed and unavailable for public view.
o Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed and unavailable for public review.
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