meow

yes man is crossed off the list. :) 24 to go. cassie, you better invite me to one soon :p I'm sleepy... I go night night. maybe benjamin button. hint hint. :)

besos

fuck the snow. not literally... that could lead to frostbite.

for all you christians lighting your menorah for kwanzaa

dear loyal blog readers. I am waiting for my movie to load, apparently the remote has been kidnapped, i expect to see a ransom note on the door tomorrow. I'll give them anything if they just promise not to hurt it :(

but alas, with my remote somewhere remotely outside of my vision, i am forced to sit through all the damn previews. stupid previews. I hate them. I am going to watch the dark knight. I figure, it's dark outside, and it's night. talk about a stroke of serendipity. as many of you know, I am pretty intelligent. well... apparently on facebook... the game who has the biggest brain. which is fabulous... and something everybody should damn well play. well... apparently, I'm third in the entire state of utah. and quite frankly I will be number one very shortly. So to you, all of my minions, play the game. You'll love it. it's quite addictive, mind you.

Christmas is upon us. i wish everybody the best christmas ever. If you're jewish, your hanukkah has already started, and I hope it's going along with complete glick and shalom. kwanzaa starts tomorrow. I hope it is full of Nzuri and chakula. and both you jews and kwanzaanites, be careful with those candles. Christians, go easy on the egg nog and keep your lights free of frays or exposed wiring. okay... my movie is starting. kwaheri!

ps. i have to wake up early as shit. boo cock bananas. :(

cry
sigh
byebye

stream of consciousness

this is what happens when I sit down and write non-stop for five minutes. no editing. I think my brain tried to be clever.

You tell me you can't find something you're not looking for,
and I reply sometimes things find us.
a terse response from your constricted mouth,
I say you don't speak with intention,
you tell me you don't intend to.
Will I come between you and him
or will he come between us.
you can't see with your eyes closed,
but you can't dream with your eyes open.
doubt becomes regret,
but I doubt you regret it.
you can't be empty
if you're so full of yourself,
you can't help me
if I don't need your help.
silence and hushed sentences
are better than yelling true feelings
my past is your future,
and your future hasn't passed,
but when it does I'll be waiting
for you to wait for me again.
I haven't outgrown you,
I haven't grown at all,
but you groan all the time.
you're just about to fall,
but still I fall for you.
You don't listen to me,
and neither does my heart.
you don't like to finish,
and I don't like to start.
and when we're together
you wish we were apart.
You'll get over this,
but this boy won't get over you.
you can't accept imperfection,
and I can't perfect acceptance.
but what does time matter
when it's already passed you by
and what do tears stand for
when you don't know why you cry.
your kiss is charity,
and what a charitable kiss.
you're the one I miss
but I'm the one you've misplaced.
You mistook me as your favorite,
but your my favorite mistake.
you're sick of loving me
but not loving you makes me sick.
you walk all over me,
and I walk beside you.
your eyes drive me crazy
but mine just drive you away.
I don't mind your make up,
but my mind is made up,
you can't make my mind up.
you say I'm too hung up
and that's why you hang up the phone
I wish you wouldn't leave
you wish I'd leave you alone.
I want to be more than friends
but friends is more than you want to be.

if i were crazy i would write poetry. all day.

walking down the head with my sidewalk

alone with pizza

and onion clouds

full of bees

that are angry

for all the wrong reasons

the bird walked into the door

because he forgot

to shave

newspaper clippings don't seem to gather dust

but guitars sure do.

if it rained upside down

that would be weird

because carpet isn't always green

and neither is green

but blue is.

walls that are ceilings

don't breathe like a normal rollercoaster

they open their hair

but that only makes them look

like makeup.

cows can't eat the moon

because their shirts are too tight.

crazy ladies where

olives on their fingers

and shout

I need pantyhose.

trees aren't penguins

but only because

of what children say

to their imaginary cauliflower

and also because

your foot fell asleep

listening to his mother

and crying like a cucumber

crackers grow on trees

but they don't follow orders

unless you shout

fat people wear yellow shorts

pizza can't climb trees

but the telephone doesn't listen

to the green pumpkin

down the street

the fat kid shit himself

luckily he wasn't wearing

girls underwear or mashed potatoes.

because then his mother

would call the fire department

to watch a movie

but no popcorn

because of backpacks

full of airplanes

if rivers were made of chocolate

i wouldn't wear bologna

the little boy down the street

would have more feet

or at least some graham crackers

if grandma's dress wasn't too short

for me to wear

underneath my dog

metal doesn't taste like chicken

and square soccer balls

weigh more

than full grown swimming pools

the wind doesn't taste good

I can't figure out blue

every bird I have talked to

wished they weren't so tired

maybe they should stop

shitting on peoples toupees

and take naps instead

or drink gatorade.

salt doesn't taste sweet

very often but when it does

you know that the granola in your hair

isn't upset at you

he's just afraid of tacos.

that's what I miss about rocks

and running isn't fun unless

you have one leg

lizards don't open their mouths much

but when they do make them swallow

bean burritos

sometimes they'll be so full

they might say

fuck, I'm one full lizard.

then clowns might remember

that even construction workers

eat bananas once in awhile.

and so is a palm tree

after all they are second cousins

and everyone knows what they say

about bowling pins.

or does a crayon perceive

the sleeping tiger

as one unfortunate refrigerator

full of pickles and

cartoon characters

midgets with genital warts

shouldn't be allowed to skydive

and neither should peanut butter

because gorillas

pick their noses

more often than

a picture of cows

wearing nothing but

shoes that are too big for them

it makes you wonder if

plastic breasts

have fights with trains.

25 don't miss movies (that i missed)

as 2008 comes to a close, i realized I have not seen many movies, and there are a lot that I want to see. So, I am making a list of movies from 2008 that I have not yet seen, but would like to see within the next year. feel free to add any that you think I must see.

slumdog millionaire
man on wire
wall-e
milk
standard operating procedure
the wrestler
synecdoche
happy go lucky
burn after reading
vicky christina barcelona
rachel getting married
doubt
ghost town (i love ricky gervais)
the curious case of benjamin button
choke
paranoid park
my winnipeg
yes man
hunger
trouble the water
funny games
chop shop
4 months 3 weeks and 2 days
lat den ratte komma in (the best vampire movie of 2008 i hear)
the boy in the striped pyjamas

that's 25. I'll watch one this year, and then two a month in 2009. that's the goal.

side note. insomnia still fellates a large throbbing ungulate phallus.

and... I still don't have a phone... and I don't imagine me getting one in the immediate future. I'm probably going to order one from ebay... it'll probably take a few days to ship... so not until after christmas at least. tear, cry, sad face, frown, temper tantrum.

shit... somebody remind me to take my library books back asap. eek.

i go night night.

love you all.

wen wen

jew should listen to this...

if you haven't listened to the erran baron cohen album... songs in the key of hanukkah, please do. also, check out his band zohar. I currently can't get enough of them :) I am about sick of working 12 hours six days a week. stupid. and dumb. only a few more days of that non-sense though.

i need a haircut.

i want to learn to speak ladino.

besos